Exercise 7- Dialogues
Fake Husband and Wife
Wife : “Have you ripped off your souls and exorcise every ounce of morality?!”
Husband: “I didn’t mean to……I was drunk…”
Wife: “Oh….I didn’t mean to…urm urm…sorry…Oh fucking bull shit…just shut your trap before I stuff maggots down your throat!”
Husband: “Why the hell are you so worked up for?”
Wife: “WORKED UP?!, Inconsiderate bastard, I nearly spent the eternity of my youth waiting for you to get your ass back”
Husband: “Oh come on dear, it’s a flaw of mine, it will never happen again man..”
Wife: “Oh fuck you and your soothe talking.”
Husband: “Woah, you don’t even have an excalibur. Damn brave aren’t you little chicky?”
Wife: “Whatever”
Husband: “Don’t be shy….come on….heh heh….”
Wife: “Get your hands off me you mongrel”
Husband: “Oooo, this is soft…ummmm Ahhhhh….”
Wife: “Stop being orgasmic for fuck sake!”
Husband: “You are right, come into me….wipe it clean!”
Wife: “Urm argh rum ummm umm ahhh…Umm” (Gibberish)
Husband: “hur hur hur…., I am so sorry dear…ahhhh…ummm…I can never express it in words…..I am sorry for being late.”
Wife: “ummmm ahhhh….ummm ahhhhhh…..the food? How about it? AHHHHHH!”
Husband: “This is a feast dude! hurhur….ignore the food. This is euphoric”
Real husband and wife
Wife: “It’s 12am, I have work tomorrow damn it, get a fucking key”
Husband: “Shut your snobbish trap, what I do is non of your business”
Wife: “At least I have the decency to open the door for you, bastard”
Husband: “Who do you think you are? just fuck off with your downs”
Wife: “I have work tomorrow in the morning and will never entertain you with your twisted activities”
Husband: “Watch your tone bitch before I decapitate your head right away.”
Wife: “Well, look who’s conscious, I can stab you with a kitchen knife easily.”
Husband: “Tah Ma de, Cheebye!”
Wife: “Look who’s barking? Immature half brain”
Husband: “I would love watching your dad fuck another dad till they rot and decompose.”
Wife: “Well, I would shovel barrels of dicks down your ass till your cry and lick my boots.”
Creative Remix (Final Exercise)
Wife: “It’s 12am, I have work tomorrow, damn it, get a fucking key”
Husband: “I didn’t mean to……I was drunk…”
Wife: “Oh….I didn’t mean to…urm urm…sorry…Oh fucking bull shit…just shut your trap before I stuff maggots down your throat!”
Husband: “Oh come on dear, it’s a flaw of mine, it will never happen again man..”
Wife: “Oh fuck you and your soothe talking.”
Husband: “Don’t be shy….come on….heh heh….”
Wife: “I have work tomorrow in the morning and will never entertain you with your twisted activities”
Husband: “Oooo, this is soft…ummmm Ahhhhh….”
Wife: “Stop being orgasmic for fuck sake!”
Husband: “Watch your tone bitch before I decapitate your head right away…..Now, you are so getting pounded!”
The Recorded Dialogue
Story Telling Exercise 7- Writing Dialogues
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Do you really need to use so much vulgarity within the conversation? Nothing against vulgarity but in this case, it doesn’t seem necessary. Also the lines really don’t sound authentic when you don’t use 2 different people of 2 different genders to read them.
Oh, I really can’t find anybody to do it other than Ernest, I am sorry. And I did the script in class, Mr Leslie said it was fine and I should combine them.